Halloween is the season for costumes, candy, and a little spooky fun — but there’s one monster that doesn’t wait for October 31st to make an appearance.
It lives deep inside your gut… and it feeds on sugar, stress, and processed foods.
It lives deep inside your gut… and it feeds on sugar, stress, and processed foods.
Meet Your Gut Monsters
When your gut microbiome gets out of balance, the “bad guys” (candida, parasites, and harmful bacteria) start to take over.
They love candy, sodas, late-night snacks, and stress hormones. And when they’re fed well, they don’t just grow — they take control.
They love candy, sodas, late-night snacks, and stress hormones. And when they’re fed well, they don’t just grow — they take control.
Here’s how they show up:
- Cravings that feel uncontrollable (especially for sugar and carbs)
- Bloating, fatigue, or foggy thinking after meals
- Mood swings and hormone chaos
- Unexplained skin issues or weight gain
If you’ve been wondering why your hormones feel off, your energy is low, or your emotions feel heavier lately — it might not be you at all.
It might be your gut monsters screaming for help.
It might be your gut monsters screaming for help.
Why Your Gut and Hormones Are So Connected
Your gut is where your body makes serotonin (your feel-good hormone) and helps regulate estrogen, cortisol, and thyroid function.
When it’s inflamed or overloaded, your entire hormone system can spin out of balance.
When it’s inflamed or overloaded, your entire hormone system can spin out of balance.
So instead of another diet or supplement, the real question is:
👉 What’s happening in your gut right now?
👉 What’s happening in your gut right now?
A Quick Win: RBTI Testing
Through a simple urine and saliva test, RBTI (Reams Biological Theory of Ionization) can show what your body’s really doing behind the scenes — how well you’re digesting, detoxing, and balancing minerals.
It’s like a wellness dashboard that tells you if your body’s thriving or struggling — and exactly what to do next.
💧 RBTI Testing Special:
- $150 for a single session
- $350 for a 3-session package (best for full results + follow-up)
Real Results from Clients This Week
“After just one RBTI session, I finally understood why I was so bloated and tired. Two simple changes made such a difference — I’ve had more energy in three days than I’ve felt in months!”
— Sarah M.
“My hormones have been a mess since postpartum. I did an urinalysis with Mari, and within a week, my digestion improved, and the 3 PM crash is gone!”
— Jessica R.
Your Next Step
Don’t let your gut monsters run the show.
This Halloween, give your body a treat instead of another trick.
This Halloween, give your body a treat instead of another trick.
🎃 Book your Biochemical Urine and Saliva session today and discover what your gut is really saying:
👉 Book Your Biochemical Testing today
👉 Book Your Biochemical Testing today
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